How to give a good blow job!

Even wondered if you are doing IT right? Ever watched a porno and thought, “Crap, I can’t fit it that deep down my throat!” No need to worry, there are classes to help us curious folk find out how to give a good blow. I recently took a class at The Art of Loving on 5th and Burrard in Vancouver. Much to my delight, this little store had lots of fun sex
toys, boxes and other sexy paraphernalia. Before the class even started, I was on cloud 9 fondling all the goodies!

When I registered for the class, I wondered if you could teach a seasoned vet anything new. I also wondered what kind of person would teach such a course. I had 2 thoughts, either a very old woman who was a hooker in Vietnam, or an UBER gay man (a la Andy Dick in the movie Old School). I was more than pleasantly surprised when I met Vera, part owner of the store, and our guide to oral sex enlightenment for the night. A pretty thing she was, who spent a few minutes at the beginning of the class explaining its format. On my way to the class, I worried about feeling like an idiot at the thought of actually giving head to a dildo or some vegetable for practise, but thankfully, there was no actual oral participation.

We covered a surprising amount of theory, including the health risks involved, and talked about why men like to receive BJ’s and even got to watch a few clips from an “Educational Porn”. I’ve learned a few things here and there from porn, but this was actually a porn star sitting on the sidelines watching people get it on, giving us the play by play. It sounds funny, and it was but I won’t lie, I liked it!

I have to say, my favourite part was when we got to play with the dildos. There where so many sizes colours and shapes. While Vera educated us, I couldn’t help but stroke the big silicone cock in my hand. Feeling a bit silly, I looked around and saw a few others doing it to!

Probably one of the most important things I learned was about the hand play involved. We talked about how because of porn, everyone assumes that you should try to cram it as deep down your throat was possible, while
there are so many other fantastic ways to please your partner. Did you now that the balls are a good place to suck? Hmm, I have refused in the past, and will refuse right now to suck a hairy nut, but that Edu Porn Star was going to town on the “Velvety Smooth Sack”, I ain’t gonna lie, it intrigued me!

I would say of those attending, I was one of the youngest. It made me feel good to see how many married woman were interested in learning how to please their partners. Something tells me this class may be the answer to
decreasing divorce in Vancouver!

The Art of Loving offers a wide variety of classes and seminars. Some are for woman only, others for men, and some are for partners. I encourage everyone reading this to check out their website (www.artofloving.ca)
and see what sexy truths you could unleash about yourself (mine was definitely the desire to suck a nut) and learn a little more about the human body. Until then, have fun, play safe, and go suck a nut of your own!

From Kezine