Some products are born solely of the interweb and a serious sense of play. The ones I've come across recently when I hadn't Googled hard enough and got lost:

Fake tattoos for the penis shaft. Flames, rainbows, tuxedos and a glow-in-the-dark ring toss. Fully functional, they disappear after a few love-making sessions.

Anus chocolates lovingly crafted to look just like the real thing, they are made of high quality milk or dark chocolate and packaged ready for gift giving. They also offer exquisite anus cast in solid silver.

Glory holes that can be carried with you. They come in a variety of photo-realistic styles: dingy jail cell, brick wall, and delapitated fence. No need to wait for a local craigslist posting anymore! Just put your penis into the pre-cut hole and wait for an orifice to come along and service you.

Dildos fashioned after animal penises. Animals other than humans, I mean. (nod to David Suzuki) Fully funtional, these are crafted from 100% silicone and come in bright colours or 'natural' tones. They have small and large specific doggy types all with that knob thing near the base and the eery pointy bit at the end.

I wish I had seen this fine product before I came across two dogs stuck together in Greece 10 years ago. I spent a good 1/2 hour trying to pull them apart with a helpful family's sprinkler. Turns out it's natural to just fuse, face opposite directions, and pant until the erection deflates. If I had one of these dildos, I might have known this. There are other furry animals to choose from too. I didn't see any horse lips. There should be some of those, for sure. So soft!