8-bit Butt Plugs

I realize that erotic video games already exist – I’m referring to actual sex games, not the big purple dildo in Saint’s Row – but I feel like the market for filthy retro games has been left untapped. Maybe that’s because I am that market and no one else really cares to see an 8-bit butt plug.

All I’m saying is I’d kill for a Mario hack where you shoot Tenga Eggs instead of fireballs and you have to save Nina Hartley rather than Princess Peach. Koopa shells could be layaspots. Fire flowers could be Rabbit Habbits that shoot cock rings at you.

I will also accept PacMan as a We-Vibe.