Bacon and Dolls

I was waiting for it. I know some of you were too.

Bacon flavoured lube. While we won't be selling it in-store, I can certainly custom order some if you want your lover's lickable bits to have the aroma of crispy pig. It's kosher, so anyone can dig in. "HEAAR piggy piggy!"

While that appeals to the baconified masses, THIS item is one fine piece of problem solving for those of you who get your teeth caught when your mouth is wrapped around real meat.

Blow-up doll look-a-like, face exerciser, blow job helper...Take your pick, it's a winner on all fronts: