Cock Shy

Not that I've been around the block, as I've only explored one side, but I have a little friendly advice for those of you guys who are proclaiming your sexual prowess or penis size is phenomenal when you're selling yourself to a potential partner.

Don't.

If you need a reason here's all of them: Never once so far in my experience has it been true. What you claim is measured against all who rose before you, and amazing as you may be...yeaah.

I love what this guy I used to work with said to me when I told him once to "Get your semi (erection) out of my face!". He was very short and when standing next to me as I was sitting- his crotch was face level. He was indignant and quite angry. "What?! I do NOT!" When he calmed down he whispered, "I'm hung. I'm a big surprise." He was apparently soft. "Good God. Seriously? Sorry about that." Jeez. THAT guy is hung, boys. Yet so little too.

But he keeps it a secret. A big secret. The same moral goes for any 'mad skills'. So far not one wow factor move a guy thinks he has, has done anything but made me wince. It would have been an easier adjustment period for all had there not been the 'brag'.