Cooking with...semen????

I'm a pretty decent cook. I can follow recipes properly to make sure my dinner turns out correct and sometimes I'll even experiment (like yesterday with my Omurice with okonomiyaki toppings. It turned out delicious!) but I don't think I can ever cook with...semen.

I know semen has a high nutritional value of protein but here are some other stuff found in semen! (source)

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)

Swallowing semen can't replace a full diet unless you're drinking gallons of it everyday and eating a fully cooked meal will definitely taste better but here are also a few recipes if you do decide to experiment! The recipes in the next link includes sushi, gin & tonic, and a mojito!

Recipe Link

Be responsible though! Use safe sex!