Doggy Style

Ok, so this might be mildly inappropriate, but in the least it’s funny. I have been noticing while my man and I are going at it, my French Bulldog, Cash, loves to try and lounge right in the middle of all the action. While I’m on my back, he loves to jump up on the bed and snuggle right up alongside me. I have pushed him back and he seems content to just watch from the corner… It’s kind of strange…. Oddly inappropriate feeling. We have now taken to either putting him in his kennel or just shutting the door.

When we first got him, he slept in a makeshift pen that we made by pushing the bed close enough to the wall that we could block it up with a big plastic tote. He slept right next to me, basically. I remember the first time my man and I had sex after we brought Cash home. As I was bent over, I was worrying that with Cash watching me in such a submissive position, he would not listen to me anymore and possibly lose respect for me as a dominant in his life. I was really concerned about this! Now, I just feel strange if he’s around. He is like a child to me.

The other thing that gets me uncomfortable with this subject is the afterglow time. You know, when you both have cum and you lay like puddles of Jello on the bed. Dildos, vibrators, wet spot strewn carelessly about… But alas, you must get up and pee or grab water, etc. You come back to the bedroom, to find said dog ON the bed, sniffing the wet spot or about to lick the freshly used dildo. It’s normal of course, because it all smells like you, his beloved master. Remember the whole dog eating your best panties that were perhaps left on the floor? Yeah. Unfortunately, he’s a dog, so he doesn’t understand the whole line of decency thing. Alas.