Dreams do come true.

Remember when I said that if life were like Hackers, Angelina Jolie and I would hack the CBC and air an anal massage video?

Well, it wasn’t anal massage, and it wasn’t me or Angelina, but apparently an Ontario station accidentally aired three minutes of guy-on-guy porn in place of their morning news. I’m not saying I’m magic but something maybe kind of not really similar to what I blogged about happened so…

Hey blog gods, I’d like a free We Vibe 3 and another season of Firefly.

You can check out the article here, though the fight in the comments section is the best part.