F*ck your couch.

Remember that line from the Dave Chappelle "Rick James" sketch? It's now my best advice for any owner of a Fleshlight.

A guy called the store earlier today asking if we carried a Fleshlight accessory that would hold the toy in place so the user didn't have to. I don't think such an accessory exists, so it was no surprise to hear that I wasn't his first "uh... no" today. Instead, I shared the words of wisdom that had been passed on to me by many a Fleshlight aficionado:

Fuck your couch.

If your arm's tired or you're bored with your usual method or you just wanna hump something, slip the base of the fleshlight between the cushions of your couch and mount it like you're on Animal Planet.

This has been a public service announcement.