Feels good, man

Shoutout to the guy who told me he likes the blog a couple weeks ago! I didn't get your name, but it's cool to have a face-to-face connection with someone who already knows you wear a butt blug to the grocery store.

Protip for the Jimmy Jane (tooth vibrator):

1. Get it in a position on her vulva where it can't hammer into her pubic bone.

2. Dry hump like you're teenagers with purity rings.

3. No just try it, seriously.