Life as we know it, here at the sex shop.

It's recently dawned on me that whenever I see a friend that I haven't seen in a while, the first catch up question is almost always "So, how're all the dildos?".

They're good. All of 'em. I'm fine too, thanks.

In the same conversation I mentioned to the only Aussie in the room that whenever I'm in a room with many people but only one Aussie male, I always end up seeing some balls. So to prove a point (or something?) he stuck a ball out of his zipper and said "just in case I forget later, sorry I didn't trim".

Why, Aussies. Why all the balls?