Myths of Avalon
Aah, let's dispel a couple myths about sex some may be unaware of.
Loose does not mean she's done the local zip code. She may have, but if she's loose; she just hasn't done her keigels. All together!...Squeeze 'one two three four five happy birthdays'. Relax 'one two three four five happy birthdays'. Repeat several times each day for optimal results.
Butt play will HELP with hemorrhoids, not aggravate them. More blood flow, relaxation and pleasure is good for the bum.