Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice

While a lot of the city is at home with their family, gobbling their turkeys and pie and wine, I’ll be in the store today, serving up sex toys. At least until 6, then it’s my turn to gobble. So I’ve made a list of all the things I’m thankful for to tide me over:

My vibrator (duh!)
My family living in the same province as me again!
My partner and his dedication to dish duty.
Massage candles.
The internet and its bottomless list of vegan thanksgiving recipes.
The customers keeping me company.
Lingerie that distracts from my inevitable food baby.
Pumpkin spice lattes.
A job that lets me blog about lingerie and pumpkin spice lattes.
Blenz for serving pumpkin spice lattes.
Anyone who brings me a pumpkin spice latte.
Sorry, I’m stuck on pumpkin spice lattes.