Re-Purposing Toys!

There is nothing that says I care about the environment more than using chained nipple clamps as an eyeglass keeper.

I have done a few of these myself and would love to know if any of you have other handy (haha) re-purposes.

A dildo door stop. Only my dad noticed that it seemed to deviate from the usual Home Depot stock. 5 inch long that a penis... coming off the floor molding to keep my front door from bumping the wall. As the environment trumps absolutely everything in his mind, saying that I might as well use what I have on hand seemed to get him over the adjustment period.

Gigi was used to spread almond butter on cinnamon toast once. It was next to me on the dishrack, closer than the knife drawer. Apples to oranges.