There is such a delightful range of people in here every day and here's a job I didn't know existed until this week: playing to people's poo fantasies...with peanut butter off camera. A woman who makes a great living doing this says she rubs it up and down her bum, over her breasts and oohs and aahs for the camera. She said her skin has never felt so soft and luxurious. Smooth or crunchy? Crunchy. My favorite.