Vice advice

I'm taking off for a short vacation in warmer climes with little more than a blow up pool chair, a pack of waterproof playing cards, and a bathing suit.
The advice I'm getting from my best buds are what will carry me through the week, really:
1) No drinking before 4pm. This is the respectable start time for sitting in someone else's urine at swim up bars around the world.
2) Don't get hurt. Ambulance drivers are now notoriously nasty about making you pay handsomely before they cart you off, screaming.
3) No diddling the staff. Mute point if #1 is respected.

So I'll remember this vacation, which is nice and it'll be fun to see what can happen between the lines.