Well, Bi Golly!

We're getting a new book in soon called Bi-Curious George. I have no clue what it's about or what kind of book it is but I'm really really hoping it's about a monkey exploring his bisexuality and getting into all sorts of hilarious adventures. I'm purposely not looking it up online to allow myself to enjoy the element of surprise.

As an adult, this is what one must do to experience innocent contentment once one has ceased to believe in santa.