From the sexy pages of Cosmo, here’s your sex tip if you were born this month: “Chains and whips excite him. Yes, Capricorns are into S&M. Try doggy style, but keep your face down on a pillow. The hottest thing for him is to be 100 percent in control, and this position allows that. Just beware of possible

spanking and dirty talking.” Is it my mood or is this not kind of hysterical? What if…astrology isn’t science and the whip and chains get readers slapped or thrown in jail? If you aren’t the cynical type and want to give this sage advice a go: we sell whips and helpful books on talking dirty. Good luck and happy birthday!