Happy Masturbation Month!

May is the month of masturbation and we are here to help you get the most out of it. It's the time of the year for us ladies to take care to 'check for

squirrels' and 'double click that mouse' more often than usual just for the joy of it, while men take time to 'clear out their snorkels' and 'cum into their own'. A little backgroud on the month of self-loving: National Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day, is an annual event celebrated on May 7th to protect the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was observed in May of 1995 in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students; she was terminated on December 9, 1994.