Titty Tobogan

 Ladies, restrain your man or woman in a chair. You are going to offer your partner a titillating experience this New Year.

If you have it, torment with your cleavage. Truss your breasts up in their prettiest bondage, be it leather, rubber, silk corsette, or push-up bra. If you’re Special K size, like some of us, try a demi-bra that displays your nipples like pink kisses atop little mounds. Now lock eyes and imagine a crackling fire being reflected in your lover’s eyes (so your titties don’t get a chill). Slowly caress your breasts, pour some viscous liquid over their beautiful curves and if lickable use your partner’s lips and face to bring your nipples to their peak. You get the idea and if you have the front bum, let your tits do the talking, slip and sliding along your lover’s genitals, remembering to keep eye contact. Ring them bells and let the bubbly flow freely.