Happy Valentines!
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About Valetines Day…
It’s Valetines day! And I just broke up with my boyfriend (lol) so it’s truly a singles Valentines again this year for me. Guess I subconsciously wrote last weeks article knowing what would happen within the week. My roommate and her girlfriend bought each other these massive bouquets of flowers and it’s hard not to feel a bit jealous. Sigh, you’d think that working at the sex shop would mean a romantic life of love and passion. I mean technically I do have a life of love and passion but it’s with myself. Instead of buying flowers I plan on buying myself a sex machine of sorts.
So far at the store we only have one physically present, the rest are too large to keep stored with us, they live with out suppliers. I’ve wanted a sex machine for a while now but couldn’t justify spending $500+. Are sybians still in fashion? I remember they were big maybe 7 years ago. Oh yeah, big. I live in a tiny Vancouver apartment. My bed takes up 1/3rd of my room. Where in the hell am I supposed to store a big machine? And lord help me when I need to move and have that thing to lug around.
Lovense to the rescue! Supremely popular brand, for good reason! Their toys are always reliable and strong. We love love love their app. I’ve never had connection issues with them. Turn your Bluetooth and BAM, instant connection. If you’re getting Lovense, you’re paying for their toy and continuous server hosting that lets you play long distance with anyone anywhere.
Their Spinel is the same great quality as their previous hits (Lush, Nora, Solace, etc). I would call it a “micro sex machine.” Small, portable, lowkey, and sleek looking. If you’re looking for a slow and gentle thrust, avoid this one. The settings on the Spinel are fast, faster, jackhammer, then F1 racing. Spinel comes with different dildo attachments and a handle or suction cup base too. This guy is great for intense g-spot stimulation. It’s also a lot easier to use than a normal dildo, since it’ll do all the work for you! If you like laying down on your back and manually thrusting, try the handle attachment and enjoy the almost hands free “massage.” I have used the display demo as a massage gun for my neck and it’s actually really good! Multipurpose!
If you want to see this jackhammer for yourself, come visit us at 369 West Broadway. Alternatively, we can help you find whatever else you need. If you’re by yourself this Valentines, ask your other single friends out for a hang or some dinner. Let’s use Valentines as an excuse to celebrate any form of love you find. Whether that’s yourself, with friends or family, or you pets. Love is more than a partner and roses!
Peace and well, Love.
Happy Valentines.