How To Make Any Halloween Costume Sexy
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- By L
Forget the idea of “The Sexy Halloween Costume” as some sort of closed category- any costume can be sexy if you put your mind to it.
I’m sure when someone says “sexy Halloween costume” your mind probably jumps to one of the classics: sexy cat, sexy witch, sexy nurse, sexy police officer, etc. But this is only the surface of the kind of next-level fourth-dimension type sexy you can make a Halloween costume. I’m not talking about putting on some fishnets and calling it a day (though that is so real and I respect your grind) I’m talking about some psychological brain happenings that’ll make your costume so inherently sexy that nobody will be able to deny it.
POWER
What’s sexier than power? A loud and proud costume of a powerful figure is always sexy. This is why we see sexy versions of characters like cops and soldiers all the time. But you can incorporate power into any costume with the right prop. Any object you can carry with you will turn you into an action-taking character, a desiring force who’s gonna do something with the thing they have in their hands. A wizard is maybe not a very sexy costume, but a wizard with a large staff? Ooooooh, what are they gonna do with that, am I right? A doctor could be a sexy costume, but it would be made sexier with a prop like a stethoscope- that’s an excuse to get up close and personal. Or a syringe- might inject you with a fluid that’ll do something to you. Like it or not, that adds more intrigue to the costume and adds more power to it, which does in fact make it sexier.
MYSTERY
What’s sexier than mystery? A little je ne sais quoi to add to the intrigue? It’s interesting and captivating when there’s something about someone we can’t quite figure out, and it is incredibly easy to do this with a Halloween costume. It’s as simple as putting on a mask- whether it’s a little masquerade mask or a full ghostface with a hood, the unknown of a faceless figure creates a mystery that people can’t resist. The lack of visual stimulus in the face forces people to judge you by your actions and your mannerism, which lets them create questions about you and come to conclusions based on incomplete information- which in many instances is harmful, but in this specific instance, it’s (you guessed it) pretty sexy.
TITS OUT
What’s sexier than tits? Whether you’ve got 34DDs or the flattest chest around, whatever gender you are, however much hair you have or what colour or size your nipples are, adding some exposed chest is always sexy, especially in a Halloween costume. It’s fun, it’s freeing, and it instantly makes any Halloween costume 10x sexier. Traditionally sexy Halloween costumes have this built in, but I think it should be a box you can tick for any costume. Tits out congressman. Tits out Subway Surfers Guy. Tits out snake. The possibilities are endless, and there is no outfit that is not improved with the accessory of tits (gender neutral).
Logically, knowing all of this, it would mean that the sexiest Halloween costume is someone powerful who also disguises their indentity, and has their tits out. So, I suppose, logically, the sexiest Halloween costume is Dr. Frank N. Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
No surprise there.