"Something is Stuck in My Butt, Do I Need ER?"
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About Visiting the Hospital…
Sometimes we get prank calls asking about “how to get my huge dildo out of my butt, it’s stuck,” and occasionally we’ve had genuine calls asking for medical advice. While we would love to help, we are not medical professionals! We can tell you what feels nice and what doesn’t, but we wouldn’t be working here if we had our phD’s in medicine. What we can say is that medical professions exist to help you. Sometimes you just got to make that ER trip to get the baseless dildo out of your vacuum sealed butt.
I haven’t been to med school, but I can tell you that trained professionals have seen much worse than a stuck butt-plug. Bodily fluids of every kind are common, other things stuck muscle deep in places they shouldn’t be in, giant biopsy needles, spinal taps… Basically what I’m saying is that the staff at medical are not going to freak out as much as you think they will. It’s still ok to be embarrassed! That’s totally reasonable. However, in case of a medical emergency, it’s better to be embarrassed and safe than anxious at home with perforated bowel.
Regardless of where you’ve lost an object, pop a squat and try to push it out like you’re pooping. The vagina does have an ending, so things will come out eventually. The rectum on the other hand, goes real deep in. Sometimes things get stuck because a vacuum is created inside there. Give it a push. If that doesn’t work, take a break and try again. If that still doesn’t work, please go visit a hospital.
Okay, so how do we avoid a situation like this? Toys with a base! Stuff can’t get lost if you can see the stuff. Especially for anal play, don’t let the toy disappear inside you. Sometimes you’re in a mood, I get it, but out of sight means out of handleable control. So please be cautious!
Peace and love.