What's New in Store
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Let's see what interesting things we've brought in today.
Woot woot, we got new stuff to sell you. It’s always nice getting different things in the store to freshen things up. Maybe you’ll find something that intrigues you today.
We should definitely rotate through the monster dildos more often, I think they are the most interesting to look at! Bye bye Swamp Monster, and hello to the Octophallus. This purple and blue dildo is dense and T H I C K. Definitely for those with more riding experience. With a max circumference of 19cm and insertable length of 18cm, this fellow might be your next challenger.
Lovense has commenced their toy upgrading era and made two new Lush products.
The Lush 4 boasts a new LED feature for more interactivity if you’re a cam model (you can turn this off in the app), aaaaannnnnd the more impressive rapid charge. 5 minutes of charging for 1 hour of play.
The Lush Mini is their slimmer, more comfortable egg vibe that still packs a strong punch. With the same rapid charging feature, but it’s 7 minutes of charging instead. You’d think a smaller toy would need less time right? I’m not that smart, so I’m not sure either. Although I do know 7 minutes isn’t that long!
Both of these guys are waterproof and pretty quiet if you want to be devious at your dinner outing.
They’ve also made the Gush 2. An upgraded version of their hands free phallus vibrator with the new addition of an oscillator that “taps.” Imagine a slight pressure but it’s super quick and constant and a bit thumpy. You can also connect it to an app and sync it to your porn to get real time sensation. The power of technology! No flying cars yet!
Aneros is a coveted brand for their prostate massagers. They have plenty of different shapes to choose from, but they’ve brought their top dog and made it vibrate. The Eupho Syn V provides ample stimulation when not on, but turn it on for an elevated experience. It comes with a rechargable remote that has a 25ft range for easier play, or hand it to someone else. This one is recommended for more experienced users. If you’re still interested in Aneros, they have smaller ones to start with.
If you’re looking for an external vibe, we have brought in the Dame Min. Small but powerful. Easy to hold and made with luscious silicone. The spring-loaded head keeps the vibrations where you want, no numb hands here! We have the yellow in stock, but if you would like their “papaya” colour, we can order the other colour for you.
This one is a little more silly but I find it super fun. The Glow LED Dildo. It lights up and puts on a light show! What more can I say? Oh yeah, it’s waterproof, has a suction and is harness compatible. No vibrations here, only light waves.
Come see the new inventory in person! Or take a look at the old classics like the Magic Wands. See you soon.
Peace and love.