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BETWEEN THE SHEETS

 Hello and welcome back to Between the Sheets, our weekly blog post where I share with you reader submitted stories of truly hilarious and sometimes embarrassing sexual encounters. If you have your own story that you’d like to share, send it on over to rio@theartofloving.ca

 

Submitted by: Dan the Hammer Man

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Top Cities for Living and Loving

Vancouver is #1 again for the quality of life we live according to the latest Mercer Rankings, but Victoria is the sexiest according to Amazon! "Victoria has long been known as one of Canada’s most romantic cities, but it may also be the nation’s kinkiest, according to Amazon. The online retailer has released its list of the most romantic communities in Canada, and once again Victoria comes in at No. 1. The city of the newlywed and nearly dead purchased the most romance novels, relationship books, romantic CDs and sexual wellness products of any community in Canada." See full article in The Province HERE

INS AND OUTS- POCKET PUSSY EDITION

Good afternoon one and all, and what a fantastic day it is too! Welcome back to Ins and Outs. We’re back after last week’s brief hiatus with an all new information filled post for you.
So far we’ve covered vibrators and lubes, the former of which tends to be geared toward woman. In light of that I thought we should probably cover something for the men so today we’ll be talking about Pocket Pussies! Hooray!

What is a pocket pussy?

BETWEEN THE SHEETS

Hello and welcome back to Between the Sheets, our weekly blog post that features reader submitted stories about funny sexual adventures. As always these are true stories submitted by readers just like you. If you have a story you’d like to share please send it on over to rio@theartofloving.ca

 

Submitted by: Anonymous

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Welcome back to Between the Sheets. Last week I took a brief hiatus but this week I'm back with a new set of stories that are just waiting to be read. This week's post is all about first's. There's a first time for everyhting, especially when it comes to the intimate side of life.

Submitted by: Cherry Picker

INS AND OUTS

So last week, on the first ever Ins and Outs, I started off by offering a beginner’s guide to buying a vibrator. My intention for this blog series was to start with the most basic sex toy topics and gradually move on into more advanced areas. It now occurs to me that I haven’t started at the beginning, and that rather than starting off with toys I should have started with the most universal sexual accessory, lube! I have no idea how I managed to overlook something so essential, but I did and now I intend to rectify the situation.

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 Well it’s a beautiful Monday here in Van City, and what better way to start the week off than with some choice sex toy tips. For this, the first week of Ins and Outs, I thought we’d start off with a discussion about one of the most well known, and at the same time complicated sex toys, the almighty vibrator.

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Happy Saturday morning everyone. Welcome back to another installment of Between the Sheets, our weekly blog post where we feature reader submitted stories of their own funny sexual encounters. As always these are real stories submitted by readers just like you, so if you like what you read here feel free to send me your own funny stories. This week we have a some great ones lined although I will warn you the last one is pretty gross so if you're put off easily you may want to skip it. Enjoy!

 

Submitted By: Anonymous

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Put on the coffee and get kick back because it's time for another installment of Between the Sheets. I have some pretty great stories lined up for you this week but first, a joke…

 

Two whales were swimming in the sea, and the came upon a whaling ship. The first whale says,


“Look, those are the jerks that harpooned my brother! We can’t let them get away with that!”

The second whale says, “What should we do then?”

The first whale says. “Ok, you distract them by swimming in circles around the boat and blowing bubbles. Then I’ll ram the boat until the whalers fly off. When they land in the water we’ll eat’em up!”

How To Clean Your Sex Toy

Continuing on with the spring theme, I’d like to talk about cleaning. Specifically, how best to clean your toy to maximize both your enjoyment and the lifetime of your objet de plaisir. It may not be the most exciting topic, however learning how to clean your toy properly is a wortwhile investment. There’s nothing worse than getting a yeast infection that could have been avoided….

 

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Happy Spring everyone and welcome back to Between the Sheets! As always we have a great selection of reader submittd stories just waiting to help you start your day off with a laugh.

Submitted by: Anonymous

Spring + Sexual Growth

 

What better time to expand your sexual literacy? Maybe you’ve always wanted to have anal sex but have felt intimidated? Or you’ve wanted to understand your sexual side from a spiritual perspective? Or perhaps  you’ve wanted to play with a strap on and don’t know how to go about it safely?  

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Happy Saturday and welcome back to another installment of Between the Sheets. We've got some pretty funny stories lined up today, I hope you enjoy them.

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Welcome one and all to the brand spanking new and first ever installment of Between the Sheets, our new weekly blog post featuring reader submitted stories about their own funny, embarrassing, awkward, or just down right puzzling experiences with anything and everything to do with sex. So let’s get started.

 

Submitted by: Sallyride

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