It’s a gorgeous day here in Vancouver, the sun’s streaming in and the shop is getting summertime hot. What does this make me want to be? Way less clothed. What does nudity remind me of? Nuru massage. Is this connection tenuous at best, and a slightly ham-fisted segue into an article about Nuru Body Massage? Maybe. Do I care? No.
....It's a pulsar. A type of neutron star. Cause it, y'know, pulsates.
Sex toys and vibration are seriously entwined concepts, so much so that the name “vibrator” seems to be interchangeable in some people’s minds with “dildo” or even “sex toy”.
No surprise that for a shop that celebrates love, Valentine's Day is our busiest time of year.
We're open from 10am - 8pm both Saturday and Sunday this weekend to help you out with any last minute gifts.
So there are a number of things in the store that customers always pick up with a total look of bewilderment. They turn them over in their hands, and when they finally find a button or switch their eyes light up like “woah!” One of these items is the Womanizer, and I will admit, it’s novel, it’s slightly confusing to look at. But oh my god, it is awesome.
My boyfriend has been away for the past couple weeks, and is returning tomorrow. He’s been in the frigid Arctic, and when we talk on the phone I can hear the freezing cold air in his voice. I’ve been trying to think of something nice I can do for him when he gets back (like cooking his favourite stew), and coming into the store today, I thought of something else. Sexy massage with warmed, edible massage oil? What could be better!
