A quick word today (while the Squirting Live Demo goes on in the background) on one of the more frequently perplexing objets dans notre store. One of those items that gleams behind glass and elicits fear tinged with excitement (or the other way round): the Wartenberg Wheel.
It’s a gorgeous day here in Vancouver, the sun’s streaming in and the shop is getting summertime hot. What does this make me want to be? Way less clothed. What does nudity remind me of? Nuru massage. Is this connection tenuous at best, and a slightly ham-fisted segue into an article about Nuru Body Massage? Maybe. Do I care? No.
....It's a pulsar. A type of neutron star. Cause it, y'know, pulsates.
Sex toys and vibration are seriously entwined concepts, so much so that the name “vibrator” seems to be interchangeable in some people’s minds with “dildo” or even “sex toy”.
So there are a number of things in the store that customers always pick up with a total look of bewilderment. They turn them over in their hands, and when they finally find a button or switch their eyes light up like “woah!” One of these items is the Womanizer, and I will admit, it’s novel, it’s slightly confusing to look at. But oh my god, it is awesome.