Discrete Toys for All

About discrete toys...

I am desensitized to big silicone dongs and replica vaginas since I work at the sex toy store. That doesn’t mean I keep all my toys on my bathroom counter for display. However, that does mean I may forget to put my drying (clean) dildo away before guests come over.  

Thankfully we get to pick and choose our friends. A proper solution to this problem is for me to pat dry and store my toys immediately. I’m lazy though. Maybe you have a nosy roommate, or you have kids, and you would like something more discrete. Less in your face “THIS IS FOR SEX” and more “this is a tool, for… messages.” Maybe you just prefer something less phallic, more lowkey. Totally understandable.

Quick note, you should not be ashamed of masturbating/using toys. I always think of them as tools. It just doesn’t make much sense to dig through someone’s stuff without permission and then shame them for taking care of their needs. Something about wellness here, it being natural and good for your health, you get the point.

Today we’ll go over toys for a discrete lifestyle.

For penile masturbation: TENGA

Tenga prides itself on innovation and discretion. Their products are designed to live as another implement in your drawer. Their toys are lowkey, elegant, and sometimes even artistic. Nothing out of the ordinary here officer! Just me and my ambiguous art piece that is really squishy and soft.

For insertion: Bae by Biird

We have lots of non-phallic looking dildos, but this one is my favourite “abstract” toy. It has a nice velvety silicone and minimal design. There’s what I call “linoleum floor” pattern for the colouration. It feels very playful. Not what I would call evocative. Anal and vaginal safe. Comes with bonus storage pouch and keychain!

For lubrication: Aloe by Dame

This bottle of plant-based lube comes with a pump. The bottle is sleek, lowkey, and looks like it belongs in your cosmetics drawer. Other than the word “lube” on the bottle, there isn’t really anything that screams “SEX.” Formulated for vaginal use, but you’re welcome to try it for other things!

For bondage: Bondage Tape

Surprise! Yes, we have found a way for discrete BDSM. Bondage tape! Looks like your average roll of duct tape but doesn’t actually stick to anything but itself. That means no skin pulling, hair pulling, anything else pulling. It’s reuseable too. We usually have the tape in red or black. Maybe something to leave in the closet? I’m not sure I’ve met anyone that has tape in their bedside for non-sexual reasons.

For vibrators: Lipstick Vibe by Luv Inc

Lipstick shaped vibe. The ‘lipstick’ is made of silicone, toy is rechargeable, comes with different heads, and has a cap to finish the lipstick look. Surprisingly powerful for its size. The lipstick vibe is a classic discrete toy for your purse or drawer.

As a reminder, don’t feel ashamed to use tools for your wellness. If your living situation means you can’t be as openly freaky, that’s okay, we got you. Come visit us in person and see what we have.

Peace and Love.