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INS AND OUTS - LIBERATOR

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INS AND OUTS - LIBERATOR

Today on ins and outs I'd like to take a moment to talk about a company who's products I absolutely adore. They go by the name Liberator, and their products are totally life-changing.

INS AND OUTS - GAGS

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INS AND OUTS - GAGS

Another craptacular day out there. It’s almost like it’s winter in Vancouver. Weird hey? I’m trying to find some punny connection between telling myself to shut up about the weather and segueing into a post about gags but it ain’t coming. Gags. Gags fer yer mouth. This is what I’m talking about.

INS AND OUTS - HARNESSES

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INS AND OUTS - HARNESSES

Holy crap it’s gross out today. Very glad to be cozy in the shop with my coffee and space heater and Sunday classical music on the CBC. But it’s not all cozy-coffee-sipping-cellos in here, there’s work to be done. For example, it falls to me to tell you aaaaaaall about

INS AND OUTS - GLASS

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INS AND OUTS - GLASS

So.
Having worked at various “adult boutiques” on and off for the past five years, you get to know all the lines. “Hey, condoms! You guys got a fitting room? Hyuk hyuk, hyuk.” “Where do the massages happen? It’s okay, I’m not a cop.” “My girl doesn’t need a vibrator, she’s got me.” “Glass?? But what happens if it breaks inside you??” This last one I’ve heard with increasing frequency of late, so I’d like to take a minute to talk about glass: why it’s awesome, why it’s worth the money, and why no, it won’t break inside you.